life of a loner ♡

How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:

Fri, 17 May 2013 09:45:12 -0400

*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
Man: I never filled out an application.
Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
Employee:
Man:
Employee:
Man: Fuck you, slut.

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Fri, 17 May 2013 08:44:21 -0400

transparadise: “I used to think I was the strangest person in...

Fri, 17 May 2013 00:22:56 -0400

transparadise:

“I used to think I was the strangest person in the world but then I thought there are so many people in the world, there must be someone just like me who feels bizarre and flawed in the same ways I do. I would imagine her, and imagine that she must be out there thinking of me too. Well, I hope that if you are out there and read this and know that, yes, it’s true I’m here, and I’m just as strange as you.” - Frida Kahlo

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Fri, 17 May 2013 00:22:09 -0400

"She liked to hear the sound of my typewriter from the study downstairs. It was a comforting sound,..."

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:39:27 -0400

“She liked to hear the sound of my typewriter from the study downstairs. It was a comforting sound, she said, like listening to me think, although I do not know how the sound of me thinking could comfort anyone; quite the opposite I should have said.”

- John Banville, The Sea (via coffeemaps)

theniftyfifties: Audrey Hepburn photographed by Leo Fuchs

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:38:02 -0400

theniftyfifties:

Audrey Hepburn photographed by Leo Fuchs

bloody-fists: Tegan this reminds me of you

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:24:31 -0400

bloody-fists:

Tegan this reminds me of you

offendings: omg kms

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:23:52 -0400

offendings:

omg kms

he-is-ye: noodelsop: seduces u with my report card Ah, the D

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:08:13 -0400

he-is-ye:

noodelsop:

*seduces u with my report card*

Ah, the D

denounces: I JUST WANT A BOY TO LIKE ME AND THINK I AM PRETTY AND WANT TO KISS ME AND OTHER THINGS...

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:06:12 -0400

denounces:

I JUST WANT A BOY TO LIKE ME AND THINK I AM PRETTY AND WANT TO KISS ME AND OTHER THINGS AND GO TO CONCERTS WITH ME AND GO CAMPING AND WATCH THE STARS AND TALK ABOUT THE UNIVERSE AND UGH

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Thu, 16 May 2013 22:27:45 -0400

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Thu, 16 May 2013 22:26:59 -0400

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Thu, 16 May 2013 22:25:42 -0400

"Kids, you can’t cling to the past. Because no matter how tightly you hold on, it’s already gone."

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:25:00 -0400

“Kids, you can’t cling to the past. Because no matter how tightly you hold on, it’s already gone.”

- How I Met Your Mother (8x23)

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Thu, 16 May 2013 22:19:36 -0400

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Thu, 16 May 2013 17:27:49 -0400

boy is your name homework cause im not doing you and i should be

Thu, 16 May 2013 01:44:22 -0400

boy is your name homework cause im not doing you

and i should be

"Nobody said it was easy, It’s such a shame for us to part. Nobody said it was easy, No-one ever said..."

Thu, 16 May 2013 01:08:50 -0400

“Nobody said it was easy,
It’s such a shame for us to part.
Nobody said it was easy,
No-one ever said it would be this hard,
Oh take me back to the start.”

- THE SCIENTIST (via jdrumfloyd)

general psa:

Wed, 15 May 2013 18:12:15 -0400

jcatgrl:

freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.

sussielito: Those days when you feel like the ugliest piece of shit on earth.

Wed, 15 May 2013 18:08:45 -0400

sussielito:

Those days when you feel like the ugliest piece of shit on earth.

life of a loner ♡

How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:

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transparadise: “I used to think I was the strangest person in...

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"She liked to hear the sound of my typewriter from the study downstairs. It was a comforting sound,..."

theniftyfifties: Audrey Hepburn photographed by Leo Fuchs

bloody-fists: Tegan this reminds me of you

offendings: omg kms

he-is-ye: noodelsop: *seduces u with my report card* Ah, the D

denounces: I JUST WANT A BOY TO LIKE ME AND THINK I AM PRETTY AND WANT TO KISS ME AND OTHER THINGS...

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"Kids, you can’t cling to the past. Because no matter how tightly you hold on, it’s already gone."

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boy is your name homework cause im not doing you and i should be

"Nobody said it was easy, It’s such a shame for us to part. Nobody said it was easy, No-one ever said..."

general psa:

sussielito: Those days when you feel like the ugliest piece of shit on earth.

he-is-ye: noodelsop: seduces u with my report card Ah, the D